By the Voltaire Synergistic

“Thinking isn’t good for a man. It only confuses simple issues. We should make thinking illegal in our new and glorious country. We shall achieve the pursuit of happiness by abolishing education and outlawing all ideas that are deemed too difficult for the comprehensions of snake-oil Baptists. In sublime stupidity will lie our nation’s true contentment…

Let us celebrate a notion of genius: legally imposed stupidity.”

Bernard Cromwell The Starbuck Chronicles.