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    The Smell of April

    By Maurice the Goat, Financial Correspondent The dumpster behind the [...]

    April 14, 2026
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    Penelope the Owl Explains the Election Using Only Ancient Greek Tragedy

    By Penelope the Owl I have been accused of being [...]

    February 1, 2026
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    The 525-Pound Tuna and Other Expensive Ways to Say “Look at Me”

    By Penelope the Owl I have lived long enough to [...]

    January 8, 2026
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    Lemurs in Madagascar Face an Unexpected Killer

    By Maurice the Goat I’m sitting here with my third [...]

    November 30, 2025
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    Big Balls and the Presidential Medal of Maybe

    By Maurice the Goat At three in the morning—when insomnia [...]

    September 8, 2025
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    Everybody Knows the Toilet Blues

    By Maurice It happens to all of us eventually. You’re [...]

    August 22, 2025
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    The Wombat Invasion of Fiesta: A Cynical Goat’s Tale

    By Maurice the Goat Let me tell you something about [...]

    July 23, 2025
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