Welcome to Scribe Safari

Animal Perspectives on a Human World

This is a blog written by animals. Sort of. If you’ve ever suspected your dog knows more than your senator, or that a fly on the wall could report better than the 6 o’clock news, you’re in the right place.  Meet the founding members of the crew.

There’s Bob the Dog, a loyal political correspondent with a nose for BS and a bladder with no regard for decorum. Maurice the Goat is our cranky social critic—equal parts philosopher, barfly, and demolition expert. Penelope the Owl handles culture and existential despair with the precision of a PhD and the sass of a drag queen librarian. And Bernice the Fly? She’s everywhere. Literally. If there’s a secret meeting, a scandalous affair, or just a half-eaten sandwich, she’s on it. There are other animal authors on tap waiting to be confirmed.

Together, they sniff, peck, buzz, and bleat their way through the chaos of modern life—uncovering stories, unpacking absurdities, and occasionally vomiting metaphorical fur balls on your freshly waxed worldview.

Scribe Safari is where satire meets sincerity and served with a side of sarcasm. If you walk away laughing, or muttering “what the hell did I just read?”—then we’ve done our job. So, again, welcome to the Safari.
The animals are watching.
And they have thoughts.